Vanadis:

- Snoring is prohibited unless it is inside a room with the windows plaice closed. - Beard and pear is illegal unless you pay a fee for the privilege of using one. - In sex, women can not stay on top. - It is illegal to eat peanuts in church. - It is illegal to sell, purchase or possess a squirt gun / tube. - Space Weapons can not be used.
- A person may not cross state lines with a duck on his head. - It is illegal to sleep naked. - A citizen of Minnesota can not enter the state of Wisconsin with a chicken on his head. - Oral sex is prohibited. - Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
- Adultery, unmarried or having sex with someone other than the husband or wife may result in a $ 500 fine and / or 6 months imprisonment. - It is illegal for a man to have an erection in public. - It is illegal elephants drink beer alone.
- Oral sex is prohibited. - A fireman plaice can only save a woman from a fire, if it is properly dressed. - Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco cigarette but can not buy lighters. - It is illegal to give beer to an elephant. - The mistreatment plaice of a man the mother, are not valid reasons for divorce.
- It is illegal to rock the foot, nod, or otherwise follow the rhythm of the music in a tavern, cafe or restaurant. - On Sundays citizens may not sigh while looking upwards.
- It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. - It is illegal to give whiskey or cigarettes to animals of the local zoo. - It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6:00 pm, unless the purchaser plaice possesses a written permission by your doctor.
- A person can be arrested if you wear clothes of the brand New York Jet. - No one can walk backwards while eating a hamburger in downtown.
Virginia:
"It is illegal for a man shooting guns while the woman is having an orgasm." I do not understand if the man can not shoot pq is to give pleasure to the woman and Yosemite Sam style is only legal in California. If pq may not have to wait first the lover ends the service with his wife and then get the shots ... but the man can drink a beer and eat appetizers at the same time or not? This law is silent. "It's illegal to drink beer elephants alone." "It is illegal to give beer to an elephant." plaice So how do elephants drink beer?
Chica!! abdominal gym I've ever done at the expense of these idiots!! I still try to see reason, even if distant, for it have made sense at some time in the past ... eg, to be worn during the bembom ... secalhar staff to constipava much, and there was still no antibiotics and Catano, then the best was even compel them to remain dressed and ready! I still think the scene of the nuclear bomb ...
verbatim: Actually I think the cuckolded husband has to ask if she is coming before firing on the lover. I think if the husband plaice pull his gun to his head and say "come up, I'll kill you!", I think she does not come ... "So how do elephants drink beer?" Elephants drinking beer, they must be accompanied and buy said beer, just can not drink if given!
Vanadis: "I still think the scene of the nuclear bomb ..." Yes, I think Bin Laden would pay this fine hundreds of times if the leave. $ 500 fine for blowing up a nuclear device and $ 500 fine for catching butterflies ... is all about!
"It's nice to beat his wife on the stairs of a courthouse on Sundays." You see many men on pilgrimage to this site just to be able to knead the woman. "Loud slurping soup is prohibited." On this I have to agree, it annoys me to be eating and listening to someone sipping the soup as there is no tomorrow. Is still without understanding the problem of many states with oral sex or just being able to have sex in the missionary position. There are certainly very sexually frustrated people in those parts.
1st - a fish drunk is illegal? and then if he is not driving ... I can already? plaice 2 illegal º E-cross the state with a duck on his head or a chicken. if it is a peacock plaice ... I can already? 3-Who is that Americans invented? =) LOL ... My head already hurts from laughing so hard reading this **** your blog is anti depressant
PsYcHo_MiNd: "There are people very sexually frustrated for sure in those parts." Why do you think they get so much war ... sexual frustration leads men to show their weapons. My gun is bigger than yours, my army is bigger than yours!
bradshaw miss: Still I wonder how a fish gets drunk ... "2 º illegal-E cross the state with a duck on his head or a chicken if it's a peacock ... I can already.?" The amazing thing is that it only applies to residents of that state, the neighboring state, may have! "3rd-who invented the Americans?" It was a genetic experiment that went very, very badly!
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